My best efforts at keeping everyone updated are not up to par – clearly! It’s not completely my fault though. Getting on the internet is like playing roulette or something (I mean, not that I have or anything, I just think that’s probably the feeling). I can be in the middle of something and it goes down again. It comes and goes like the waves. Oy vey.
Yesterday I had a huge summary written in blogger. Well, that was stupid. When I went to post it deleted the whole thing and said there was no connection. Awesome. So I’m smartening up today and composing in Word. Then I can do a quick copy and paste into blogger. So, in other words – if you are reading this: YAY!
As I’m writing, it is afternoon on Easter. I’m looking at the time on the laptop which is 4:58 am (at home) so I’m thinking of my friends and what are they doing for Easter. Egg hunts? Eating sweets? Whatever you are doing my “peeps” Happy Easter!
And now for the updates. I think I’ll work backwards, so starting with this morning…
This morning we docked in the town of Dordrecht. We boarded buses to take us to the Kiderdijk Windmills – a UNESCO World Heritage Site. We took about a 30 minute drive through the countryside to the site. It was lovely. When we arrived we saw some of the 19 windmills. It was pretty darn cool and definitely accomplished the windmill part of the “Tulips and Windmills” tour! There was one windmill you could go in and climb to the top of. (Bad grammar… I know) It was very crammed since there were a ton of people. It was interesting to see the living quarters. Apparently there are volunteers who take care of the windmills throughout the country and they live there rent free. But man, they must be squished in there! Aside from going in the windmill there was lots of picture taking (as you can imagine). It was a little overcast unfortunately, but hopefully the pictures will still come out nicely so that you can see them and enjoy! After that it was back to the ship for lunch. We are still docked in the port and have “free time” to walk around, but a – it seems there is nothing to walk to and b – even if there was, duh, it’s Easter and nothing would be open anyway! Tonight we sail to Antwerp. Fun.
Now, a bit of catching up… let’s see how well I do!
Saturday we were in the town of Arnhem. We docked right next to the “Bridge too far.” Now, you are probably asking, too far from what? I certainly did (to anyone who would listen… I’m all about a cheap laugh!) Apparently it’s an old war movie based on a WWII battle. We went out on a bus ride through the country to the Paleis Het Loo. They had a beautiful garden out in the back where I did my best to have my mom take the most absurd pictures possible with the statues and sculptures – good times! I tried out my standard joke on everyone in earshot – if it’s Baroque, why not fix it? I didn’t get many laughs. Ah well… We walked through the palace, but really, if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. The talk of the table last night at dinner was the room with all the antlers from various animals. Gross! Literally the walls were covered floor to ceiling. That’s just wrong! Some people paid for earphones for the guided tour. I gave my mom my own version. I’m pretty sure we had more fun! After that it was back to the ship for lunch. Our tour guide (a Donny Osmond look-a-like) was a total tool. Our friendship was over on the way out there when he told us no less than 25 times where and when to meet. So on the way back we dropped him at the train station. Well, the silly people on the bus gave him tips (I convinced mom not to because of the previously mentioned toolishness) and he dropped them getting off the bus! What a dweeb. Everyone was knocking on the windows and pointing down but he just looked back and waved. How do you drop 2 wads of cash and not know??? I felt bad for the people on the bus who gave him that money. They felt sorry for him. I guess that makes them probably nicer people than me, but that we knew. After lunch we had free time and the town was apparently known for its shopping. We walked through a little market where people were stocking up on fruit, veggies, fish, and flowers for their Easter feasts. Then we made it to the shopping area. If I’d wanted to shop for real, maybe this would have been the place. Mom and I were more interested in souvenir shopping, and this was definitely not the place! So we got some yummy french fries and headed back to the ship to visit our friend Richard – the bartender! We set sail during dinner and landed in Nijmegen a little while later. Mom was happy because there was a casino there. I was happier because she didn’t make me go!
Friday we went to the towns of Hoorn and Volendam. In Hoorn we had a boring tour guide and did a ton of walking, but the town itself was cute so it was an enjoyable morning. In Volendam we had fun because they had the right kind of shopping for us. I would call Hoorn quaint and Volendam picturesque (of course there will be plenty of pictures of both!). If you’ve been to Gloucester, MA, that’s about how I would describe Volendam. We walked, stimulated the economy, and tried a few semi-local treats. First was Dutch pancakes. They are about the size of silver dollar pancakes, but are thicker in the middle - yum!. Then mom got to try a Palm beer, which her brother had told her to try. She enjoyed it. This was a fun afternoon! The consensus was that it was more what people had been expecting and gave a nice little insight into Dutch life.
Thursday we were still in Amsterdam. We began the day with a canal cruise on a glass topped boat. It was a little drizzly, so this was a perfect way to get around and see the town. I think Amsterdam is a beautiful city. I love the architecture and the people are friendly. Much to my friend Rob’s chagrin, we have not visited the (in)famous “coffeeshops” for a smoke! Nor have we visited the Red Light District in case anyone is wondering! After the canal tour we went to the Van Gogh museum. We walked around a special exhibit and then went to the permanent collection. We still didn’t see “Starry Night” so we had to ask around. Turns out there was a second floor to the special collection, so we went back and paid it our respects. It is my friend Tamara’s favorite, so I couldn’t miss it! We had much more fun in the gift shop, of course. Mom and I apparently are not so much museum people. Sorry to disappoint. I was more interested in seeing if we could go to the bartending school across the street for a “Starry Night Cocktail.” Sadly my tour guide said no. (Tamara- if you are reading this I swear I will try to go back and have one for you! What could be better than that??) We went back to the ship after that. In the afternoon we went back into the city on a bus for a “Diamond Factory Tour.” Well, clearly the cruise line must be getting a commission because the “factory” was one room and the “tour” was about 5 minutes and then we sat in the showroom. Nice. But it was interesting in the 5 minutes they did talk. They showed a model of what a natural diamond looks like and the steps until it becomes the stone you wear. It was neat. But the “tour” was worth it anyway because it gave us a free trip back into and out of the city. We walked around a little flea market too, but the emphasis in that place seemed to be on “flea” if you get my drift. We didn’t stick around long. We will have one more day there when we get back and it will be a busy day. I want to go back to the Anne Frank House, to the floating flower market, and to take lots of pictures of course!
So what else? Everyone on the boat is really nice. We have continued to meet lots of people at meals and they are all lovely. Yesterday we met another mom and daughter team from Novato and have met a really nice couple from Davis. Kind of crazy. The staff on the boat are really nice for the most part as well. The Maître d’ is my new BFF. He asks me like 3 times a day if I’m finding things okay at meals and if he can do anything for me. On the other hand, the waiters don’t like it when I ask for peanut butter packets at lunch, so I’ve tried to remember taking them at breakfast so I can eat a PB&J for lunch. I know that’s horrifying to my friends who want me to try new things, but trust me – even my mom isn’t crazy about some of the food selections! (I’ll be looking forward to some good pizza when I get back. Sidebar – I have 3 crushes at pizza places in Sacramento, so I need to work on them).I am looking forward to getting to Belgium because I will just have to have some waffles and chocolate, right?
Anyway, I guess that’s it for now. I’ll keep you posted when I can!